I have toys. I admit it. Why – don’t you?
Grownups like to pretend that toys don’t matter anymore.
Or they get toys that aren’t really toys.
I’m all grown up, and I still love a fuzzy, catnip-stuffed pal to swipe at.
I rough-house and let him know who’s boss.
And then I take a nap on him.
What? You don’t have toys?