I lead a very busy life; my agenda is ever full. My humans handle all my calls. You may contact me through them.
Should you require my personal attention or desire an appearance, there will be a fee.
I occasionally do pro bono and charity appearances.
In that case, I require that my room be stocked, at all times, with Doctors Foster and Smith Country Classic Chicken Stew. That point is non-negotiable.
For inquiries, reach out to:
jabberwocky at jabberwocky.club
If you have chicken stew, I will consider personal inquiries e-mailed to jabberwocky at (this domain).